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hored

Bruh. I’m so hored. I have nothing to do and I haven’t eaten all day.
by guardislyfe February 19, 2019
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Honked-up

Honked-up: the feeling of being ready to move, can't stay still, artificially induced excitement. Usually induced by a chemical or someone else's stories...

I drank massive caffeine all morning that by noon I was honked-up, ready to run a marathon. Fortunately it wore off before I got off work.

I listened to those two talk about their journey from Nepal, to the top of Mount Everest and I got honked-up! I was ready to run out the door and do it my own self. Then I remembered I'm poor and only rich people do that so,,,reality.

Honked-up: similar to a car horn in that it mostly just sits there doing nothing but once-in-awhile it has a moment.
I'm honked-up! I'm getting honked-up! She's not going to do that, she's just honked-up. I had big plans but I was just honked-up.
by Storm filled Eyes November 9, 2019
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Horsed

Typically used when someone gets fucking dunked on, and their career absolutely ended

Most common uses:
1) when someone gets their ass beat

2) when someone is roasted to the point that their morals die
“Aye Did you see the fight? Jay got fucking horsed”
by zfin87 May 2, 2020
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Hooked

When you use a muscle hooker to penetrate a females vagina and hang her on the wall as a decoration.
So how’d it go with Craig last night?
“ I got totally hooked”
by Hexangell June 28, 2020
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horkenbach

Has zero friends because she told them to stay in another state. Doesn’t EVER take her dog out on walks. Constantly getting hammered and forgetting to park her car in the driveway. Untrustworthy daughter. Decent driver, kinda slow. Nicotine addiction. Shit taste in guys. Either always squinting or Asian. Can only eat meat when hammered (yes that kind of meat). Into weird music. Shit taste in movies.
Damn, Horkenbach be bonkers fuck
by Dad—Perfecto October 4, 2020
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Horned Jake

Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.
Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.
by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021
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Horned

Mix of horny and bored.
After the sixth day of quarantine, she was horned and spending most of her time in bed.
by Rawrr2020 February 17, 2021
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