hamburger helper

when you take a shit in a girls vagina and then cum in it and then you mix it all in then eat it o so slowly

I hate hamburger helper they taste like crap

by brian jenkins January 29, 2008

nipple helpers

The little bumps all around your nipples. Some of them have hairs coming out of them, some are actually filled with white stuff like a zit. Girls with too many nipple helpers are unattactive in each and every way.

Dam that bitch fly like a mutta fucka-speaker 1
Na B, it looks like she has a million little helper nipples -speaker 2
word she has lots of nipple helpers -speaker 1
I wouldn't fuck her with a 10 foot pole -speaker 2
nipple helpers on chicks are fucking gross -speaker 1

by Sam Freihofer February 24, 2007

Hamburger Helper

the name of a contact in your phone that you use to replace the name of a girl or your drug dealer

Aye, Hamburger Helper texted me today and wants to meet

by lmaoobob December 8, 2016

Urbandictionary helpers

These people's are real assholes because they never react quickly except for is the fourm useless and he react with 'just like me' in a second, and they never work with looking through the ToS violation definitions(like sex content and name definitions)

The end of this website is near

The dictionary is too damn miserable for people doing "sex content" and name definitions because these helpers won't even do their job
Fuck the community and urbandictionary helpers

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 16, 2019

Obama's little helper

A teleprompter. Namely used for someone who can't be caught talking on TV without a Teleprompter.

"Man, this weatherman is a moron! He can't talk for more than three words without using Obama's little helper!"

by Cruisemissleking, bitch! April 12, 2010

Tuna Helper

This is based on the use of the "stranger" where the male lays on his own arm to put it to sleep. Then uses his own arm to masturbate himself but here's the twist...

Put the arm to sleep with two fingers extended and have your female partner use your stranger hand to finger her vagina to her satisfaction.

Megan - would you like a Tuna Helper?

by Panther13 April 23, 2009

Timothy Heller

A singer who just got famous when she accused her 'friend' of raping her. I don't believe her, but that's just me ;-;

She's sooo hot, she's fine af.

Don't believe me?? Look her latest pictures on Instagram, she's worthed it😏

Person: Wtf is Timothy Heller??
Me: She sucks at singing, but I would do whatever she wants me to do to her. And when I say whatever, I mean it... I WOULD LICK HER EVERYWHERE, SHE MAKES ME SO FUCKING HORNY🔥

by Awkward gay teenager April 20, 2018