Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle

You're never really sure when you are going to get laid.

The party was hopping but the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle was is full play so who knows what will happen.

by SaintAmbrose July 29, 2022

Heifer Hauler

When the trunk of a truck carries a bunch of woman and the truck breaks down because of the weight of the "Heifers"

The truck was a heifer hauler

by Randytheplumber69 April 25, 2023

Heinershied

When a corporation engages in “WOKE” capitalism for a small minority and gets massive blow back from the majority.

When Target made some woke marketing decisions, they got Heinershied.

by Titus Moody May 24, 2023

brown heineken

When a girl butt-chugs a Heineken, and the dude eats her ass afterwards.

Ah man, I wanted to get really fucked up last night, so I had my girlfriend give me a Brown Heineken.

by BrownHeineken January 3, 2017

zachary heikes

Tall, goofy man with little boy issues mostly known as "Slongious" almost looks like Sid the sloth ugly little man boy

Damn Zachary heikesyou ulgy as fuck

by mc467710 March 16, 2017

Fell heezes over

Used if you don't have the balls to say, "Hell freezes over". Also it can be used on fora or BBSs when the onboard censor nukes the word Hell.

Snow in Houston? When Fell heezes over!

by Telephony December 11, 2017

britt heien

A man so in love with heather he doesn’t know what to do.

That Britt Heien is never going to get it.

by Eloshia May 2, 2018