flash handy

The fastest handy ever! The hand job equivalent to knocking off a "quickie".

Guy:"Damn girl, I'm horny as fuck!"
Girl:"My mom will be back soon- only have time for a flash handy."

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

The Handy dangle

A person, typically male who offers to do work for a woman hoping to get closer romantically or to get laid by creating a sense of her owing him. Does not necessarily mean they follow through on actually being handy.

Someone trying to get into someone’s life by continually offering to do handy things for her.

I don’t really like this guy but he keeps offering to clean my gutters, wash my car, etc., so he can weasel his way into my life.

Girl, that’s the handy dangle!

by MIndura January 3, 2019

Handie Whore

A girl who gives lots of handjobs, but doesn't have sex. Basically; A whore who only uses her hands.

Damn..Stacy's mom is such a handie whore, she's touched every dick in this town, but she refuses to have sex.

by bloxorox November 26, 2011

Handy Sandy

A hand job given with sandpaper

Jessica gave me a handy sandy last night and my foreskins all raw

by Lazyskinnyguy September 26, 2011

Handy McDaniels

Getting a hand job.

You're sister wouldn't give me head, so I settled for a handy mcdaniels.

by Iwantabigweiner May 1, 2009

handy-dandy

short form for a handy-capped person.

The handy-dandy went flying down the stairs in his wheelchair.

by Saccait November 12, 2008

Handy Samberg

When one is given a hand job on a boat or watercraft.

Man, me and my girl went out on the lake in my boat and she gave me a Handy Samberg.

by iMURDER December 15, 2010