fire hose

When a person with an uncut member pinches the foreskin closed and starts to take a leak. The foreskin will then fill up like a balloon. Upon letting go, the piss will all squirt out making ur penis resemble a fire hose

Rory did the fire hose the other night when he was trashed because nobody believed it was possible

by peteyt December 28, 2005

mayonnaise hose

term for a man with a large penis who can ejaculate a large amount of semen at once.

That kid Ricky has one hell of a mayonnaise hose!
I watched some OG Mudbone videos last night, his mayonnaise hose is legendary.

by Mayonnaise hoser October 3, 2017

Hose Hound

A slutty girl who gets sprayed in the face and always comes back for more.

Ross: Dude, i got with this chick last weekend as a joke and blew my load in her face as a joke, but she called me up again today.

Hari: Nice, make sure you get it in her eye this time and that Hose Hound wont be beggin anymore.

by Ross Love December 31, 2008

ass hose

A unusual hose that goes in ur ass, it sucks all the shit, and organs in your ass (some could suck organs up to your stomach), also fatal

A dead girl has a hose in her ass, you see that she has many missing organs and theres no shit in her.

by Raven Darkrav May 31, 2003

hose bag

a hose connected to an enema bag

"Bradley, your hose bag of a mom hates me"

by Bradley December 7, 2004

cum hose

this is a definition to be used towards a very slutty girl.

xtra says: damn that girl is fine as hell
matt says: yeah shes a cum hose though.

by laura and Kim October 5, 2008

garden hose

The penis-like piece of flesh constructed in a female-to-male sex-change operation.

She calls herself a man, but her garden hose can't satisfy a woman.

by Transitionator June 13, 2010