de la haircut

Invented by Trugoy the Dove of De La Soul. Curly hair is fashioned into 6-12 big lumps. It should be skewed to one side, or at least assymetric.

Look at the album cover of "3 Feet High and Rising". Trugoy the Dove and Pasemaster Mase have excellent de la haircuts.

by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011

YeYe Ass Haircut

When a mfer has a bad haircut and thinks the shi looks good when they really look like shit

Get rid of that ol yeye ass haircut maybe you’ll get sum bitches on ya dick

by De Anthono February 15, 2021

nutt ass haircut

This term is fairly used by the man known as “Dwayne Wilson”. This term is to be used very carefully as you can get jumped for saying this!

Bro got that nutt ass haircut, ayo why dude haircut so nutass

by Nutt Ass Haircut September 27, 2023

Saturday Night Haircut

A haircut not on the head or face, intendeded as a polite gesture for interactions most likely to occur on a Saturday night.

Brotha, if we're gonna go out tonight, I gotta go administer my Saturday Night Haircut; I'm not going for the overgrown forest look.

by typicalchazzgville September 05, 2010

the 3 S's and a haircut

shit, shower and shave (in that order) with a haircut following the shit.

Johnny: You're looking good today

Martin: Thanks man did the 3 S's and a haircut by midday.

by Bob Martin's Martini March 05, 2013

new jersey haircut

A form of road rage used to dispatch justice on a left lane loser. After passing them in a concise manner, get back in front of them and spray them with windshield washer fluid.

This will leave them greased up, red faced raging, and fist pumping. Possibly even a jersey salute

I scared my cooworkers on the way to the office this morning when I gave some texting left lane loser a new jersey haircut. They called me a psychopath, I just don't get it.

by Green eggs and baaaam June 01, 2016

Justin Beiber Haircut

The haircut that most lesbians get at a barber shop .

The Justin Beiber Haircut is a new trend for lesbians .

by Td August 06, 2016