A "Double Groom Doom" is an event that occurs when two homosexual men want to tie the bow together knowing the marriage will probably fail.
Chuck wants to marry Carl, but Carl has a strong phobia of penis, and Chuck likes to play ass pirate.
Carl is going to marry Chuck, but Chuck has drinking problems, drugs problems.. etc. Carl is a parole officer.
obvious Double Groom Doom
Things don't workout in a gay marriage, you get the idea.
Carl is going to marry Chuck, but Chuck has drinking problems, drugs problems.. etc. Carl is a parole officer.
obvious Double Groom Doom
Things don't workout in a gay marriage, you get the idea.
by Frozen Chinchilla July 10, 2011
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Marie has loved apples since she was a little girl. Thankfully, long gone are the days where the choice was either mealy Red Delicious or waxy Granny Smith, she knows good quality apples now on sight. Whether it is a Cortland or a Mutsu, a Gala or a Honeycrisp, Marie enjoys them all when they are in season. Now that she was introduced to a local organic farmer and she knows every delectable bite traveled very little from tree to table, free of toxins and other pollutants, Marie is certain her groodie ways do not further tax our planet.
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Get the goornong mug.Similar to hangy tits, groobs refer to breasts that hang down unnaturally low to one's torso or beyond. Formed by combining the words GRANNY and BOOBS to form GROOBS. Most commonly found among the elder female population, yet not excluded from the more disproportionate youth of today.
Daaaaaaaamn, Barbara's groobs hang so low they look like she got them on a direct mail order from an old folks home.
by wdfa5150 December 31, 2007
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To be spoken in a high-pitched, squeaky tone - can be used to express the following phrases:
"Coffee"
"I like coffee"
"I am going to make the coffee"
"Just make the fucking coffee"
"I've had too much coffee!"
And variations thereupon...
Ideal for the office environment
"Coffee"
"I like coffee"
"I am going to make the coffee"
"Just make the fucking coffee"
"I've had too much coffee!"
And variations thereupon...
Ideal for the office environment
Person A: "Groarke!!!!!"
Person B: "Groarke indeed!" *Goes to the kitchen to make coffee"
Person B: *Puts down the coffee on the table* "Groarke!"
Person A: "Groarke!"
*Coffee is enjoyed*
Person B: "Groarke indeed!" *Goes to the kitchen to make coffee"
Person B: *Puts down the coffee on the table* "Groarke!"
Person A: "Groarke!"
*Coffee is enjoyed*
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Get the Groarke mug.A badass green, gang banging Pokemon monkey. Is memed to death like Litten or Rowlet and loved by many. Adorable and has a stick it uses to make grass grow n shit.
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