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an unidentified growth in an armpit
Skylar was scared to go to the health center because she feared her groob might be MRSA.
Groob by drshoemaker August 25, 2011
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The act of 'accidentally' touching a ladies breast, usually done during a trip on a busy underground/metro/subway train in rush hour.
On the tube last night I groobed two women!

This train is pretty packed, I might be able to groob that chick.
groob by McAvennie August 30, 2007
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it can mean anything
a noun or verb or part of a word


what travis says
my groobs itch

thats groob-tastic

lets go groobing today
groob by T-man October 27, 2004
Grab Boobs but with your teeth
Michael groob'd me yesterday and then we smashed
Groob by gyiopqiwuwjiokkejhbwkl February 13, 2023
A grom and a newb.
Brock Gandy is a groob
Groob by gnarlybeans November 1, 2011

groob bag 

means to grab a boob first letters in both words are changed
i just got a full on groob bag on that shorty
groob bag by chawncy November 20, 2009
-used to describe liquids or semi-liquids that have a smooth and thick texture, but are not necessarily sticky or adhesive. -The exact consistency of the substance can vary somewhat, but the key feature is that it has a certain viscosity and smoothness that sets it apart from more runny or watery liquids.
-The shiny, orange paint appeared to have a 'glooby' consistency as it coagulated into a singular puddle.
-Oobleck's liquidous state is described as having a 'glooby' texture/consistency.
Glooby by DGloobs May 29, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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