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To be spoken in a high-pitched, squeaky tone - can be used to express the following phrases:

"Coffee"
"I like coffee"
"I am going to make the coffee"
"Just make the fucking coffee"
"I've had too much coffee!"

And variations thereupon...

Ideal for the office environment
Person A: "Groarke!!!!!"

Person B: "Groarke indeed!" *Goes to the kitchen to make coffee"

Person B: *Puts down the coffee on the table* "Groarke!"

Person A: "Groarke!"

*Coffee is enjoyed*
Groarke by ---Left_Unfinished--- February 5, 2014
Words you can keep
(verb): a person who stares longingly at people who are eating in the hopes that they will give them some food. (someone in the act of groaking)
Don't stare at me while I'm eating, stop being a groaker!
groaker by afanofbigness June 13, 2018
Related Words
(verb): A person who stares at others eating, in the hopes that they will get some food out of it. ( a person who groaks)
Don't establish eye contact with a groaker, they'll stare until you give them something.
groaker by afanofbigness June 13, 2018
A little radge packet from Washy
Let’s get Groarked the neet
Groark by KH2000001 June 11, 2019
Teenage boy who is quiet. He is tall and possibly big nosed. He is very intelligent.
Groark
Groark by Jack package March 6, 2013
(noun): Someone who hangs around a fan community for a thing just to talk about everything they hate about that thing, its creators, its plots, its characters, and its fans.
This groaker keeps showing up to my fan club meetings just to complain about everything. If you think it's so shitty, why are you here?
groaker by frubbliness March 27, 2015
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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