goatsos 

A small island that is said to have been the place of origen for the goatse man. In the land of ancient goatsos lived a sub-species of man called the goatsinians. The goatse man was a term first termed by scientists exploring the island. Upon arriving on the island of goatsos, the scientists noticed that the goatsinians had not only a penis but a vagina, which the goatsinians would spread open as far as they could. Scientist soon discovered that the large butt cavities of the goatsinians were for the giver, their ancient god with a wang the size of five black men. The goatsinians said a great ass rapage would come and kill them all, so they were stretching their holes in preperation for the apocaplyptic event. Unfortunately the giver did cum, and killed all butt one of the goatsinians in his butt rape fiesta, the GOATSE MAN. The goatse man's parents had hid him and ran away, leaving him only with a special ring of buttt streching power. And that is how the goatse man came into exisistence.

goatse, goatseman, goatsos

goatsos by Peter Morales July 29, 2008

goaler

French Canadian expression for goalie, goaltender or goalkeeper.

Hostie mon gar, Martin Brodeur was the best goaler I ever saw.

goaler by roundless January 30, 2015

open goal 

When there is a opportunity for a (painfully) evident joke to be made about something.

"...And she said it was really small!"
Someone who just stepped into the conversation:
"Your dick? LOL"
"Come on, dude. I know it was an open goal as soon as I would say that, but was that really necessary...?"

open goal by soup-man October 5, 2017

Eat my goal 

An exclamation of sheer joy, usually used when competing with others. Watered down way of saying eat my rainbow candy.

Eat my goal! That's the second time I've beat your fat ass at Tekken 2.

I've slept with your mum three times in the past week. Eat my goal.

Eat my goal by Daywalker stalker November 15, 2009

goatshe 

An image similar to goatse, except that it is a female stretching her anus

Peegee: check out this goatshe image
Friend: *fapfapfap*

goatshe by Peegee October 29, 2007

Field Goal 

Verb.

Girl lays on her back, knees up, head off the bed. Guy is titty fucking her, backwards (facing her knees). Upon ejaculation, guy launches cum through her knees, resembling a field-goal in football.

I'm over the blumpkin, Cleveland Steamer, Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch, and Houdini. I field goal bitches!

Field Goal by LVWP April 20, 2010

goalie 

An ice hockey player whose job is to prevent the opposing team from scoring goals by blocking shots with various parts of his body. Goalies (also commonly referred to as goaltenders, net minders and puck stoppers) differ from any other player on the team in the sense that they do not play shifts. Goalies are expected to play the entire 60 minutes of a given hockey game on the ice.

Physical characteristics of most goaltenders include extreme flexibility, due to the necessity to be agile enough to maneuver freely to stop multiple shots in a given game. Goalies also commonly have above average reflexes, as at the professional level, often are forced to save shots exceeding speeds of 75 mph on a regular basis.

Goalies are often considered quirky and highly emotional by nature. Most goalies employ a very strict set of rituals before games. The reasoning behind their ritualistic nature is most often in order to prepare them for the game. Their personalities are often described as bi-polar and many players, including the goalie's teammates, avoid him at almost all costs on game day. Goalies' dual-sided, unpredictable emotions stem from the fact their job as a goalie is a very high stress-high reward position.

It should be noted that goalies hold the most important position on any hockey team and any smart player, though they may not like the goalie, gives the goalie both his space and respect.

Check it out rook, that's our goalie over there. On game day do not sit next to him on the bus, ask him for anything or talk to him about the game. In fact, don't make any form of contact with him at all."

goalie by netminder December 17, 2008