A 'greasy pepe' is the act of cramming a burrito up one's anus, then proceeding to flex said anus muscles in hopes that said burrito will explode/leak/ooze. A willing participant will be behind/under the burrito-ed participant to catch contents in mouth.
by corey trevor lahey August 29, 2006

When a girl gets mad at her partners small dick and cuts it off. Then with an angry face, eats it with mustard.
by catman1734 February 12, 2010

The sexual act of sticking two rocks/buttons/drawing black circles onto the buttocks, one on each buttock. Once in place, a carrot is coated in lubricant and shoved into the anus to complete the greasy snowman.
Guy #1: "Yo, tried the greasy snowman with my girlfriend last night."
Guy #2: "Dude, that's disgusting. Did you hurt her with the carrot?"
Guy #1: "We didn't try it on her."
Guy #2: "Dude, that's disgusting. Did you hurt her with the carrot?"
Guy #1: "We didn't try it on her."
by The sexual snowman November 6, 2011

The young child followed the beautiful music through the house only to find his parents enjoying a greasy sparrow.
by Store 729 January 12, 2004

What should we do with all of these fast food items! I know lets shove them up my vagina. Greasy pussbag
by spartain yankees October 31, 2009

by spencer001 February 14, 2012

by Rock bipity bottom June 21, 2022
