glorified penis pump

A derogatory term for a bitch that crossed you.

Girl : I'm breaking up with you.

Boy : I don't care cuz you're just a glorified penis pump!

by GroupDiscussion May 17, 2014

glorious tickle

When you rub a girls pussy, politely.

The boy glorious tickled the girl who later thanked him with a kiss.

by Consicle November 29, 2014

glorious charge

A charge against an enemy army that out numbers you 1 to 5

General: Charge!!!
Soldier: were doing a glorious charge?
General (while running): yes!
*All the soldiers charging were hit by bullets*

by oscarnout July 17, 2016

gloriya

The lady who is as amazing as the first drop of rain and as pure a dew on the grass. She is smart, kind and compassionate.
Her friends think very highly of her. She has touched a lot of lives around her.

She literally personofies the extreme level of awesomeness. Believes in god and pray very frequently.

Her best days are still to arrive.

You be all the things, you cant be gloriya.

by Lastfarewell November 24, 2021

Gioria

Gioria is an adjective used in Italy to describe a dickhead
Stay away from Gioria people, they are quite boring and stupid

Hey man, don't be a Gioria
I suddently relized that he was just a Gioria

She is in love with a Gioria, poor girl

by ColeAlto March 25, 2022

Glorious S

she is my most beautiful girlfriend, cute and very caring. i can‘t even say a word because she means too much to my life to be more enthusiastic about living the day with her encouraging words, the point is i‘m writing this with a sincere heart and without coercion of feelings with her, i love her <3

ily glorious S

by Bluenemy April 29, 2022

Old Gloris

What your kids say when you bring up some past accomplishment.

cough *old gloris* cough

by old man December 9, 2003