Face Furniture

Sunglasses normally quite big and/or flash

He's rockin some shit hot Face Furniture yo!!

by MinXylaBoo August 19, 2008

furnoise

a decease which causes the patient to encounter flashes of abstract visions. usually caused by creative frustrations or improper cutting of the toenails.

diagnosed with furnoise... Mr. Goober Wacker could barely make it up the stairs.

by vhat slaffer June 19, 2003

furnothrop

The Furnothrop is found and excavated in Eastern Antarctica. It is known for its rough texture, and brown/tan hue. It is quite expensive and unknown to those in the urban areas of the world. As it is the Furnothrop. Which is found and excavated in Eastern Antarctica.

Says the eccentric customer
-"Oh waiter!Yes. I would like the Ostrich Burger with a large heaping of furnothrop. And please, don't be cheap with the gravy. Oh! And I know of the horrible service here, and I will report you if my Borscht soup is at all cold. Wait what's that? It's supposed to be cold? Well then. On your way!"

by Sammiexx May 15, 2006

Furnado

What appears to have touched down in your sewing room after sewing with fun fur.

While prepping for Burning Man and Otherworld, it appeared a furnado had touched down in the sewing room. Fur was everywhere!

by Tee Rymes November 3, 2012

furnami

a girl named Jaden
she is very very gay
she is also very smol
4'5

Hey have you seen how smol furnami is?

by Furnami October 8, 2019

Furni

The plural of furnace

Damn bro look at all those furni!

by dabruisa March 1, 2022

rearranging the furniture

The act of smoking weed in the living room whilst pretending to assemble IKEA objects.

Wife: Dinner in three minutes

Husband: Ok, I'll be there. Just rearranging the furniture!

by IkeaBro85 January 4, 2014