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Funeral Bandit

A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.

The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.
That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased
by SammyChica April 15, 2023
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Funeral For a Friend

When ya home gets married
Ayo you goin to Todd's Funeral? Nah homie, that's a funeral for a friend. I'ma stay home and play SKYRIM.
by SkinnyJoint October 7, 2023
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Funeranading

Funeranading is when the priest at your grandfather's funeral pulls out the urban dictionary more than once
Bob : I was at my Grandfather's funeral last week, he started Funeranading.
by EverythingRed45 December 30, 2023
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Funeral dildo

A communal sex toy (frequently a family heirloom) used to alleviate grief in times of mourning.
Aunt Enya stood by her husband's casket, tears cascading down her grief-stricken face as the wails of the women in the family filled the room. The air was heavy with sorrow, the weight of loss palpable in the mournful atmosphere.

Amidst the sorrow, a whispered secret emerged, passed down through generations - the ancient family "funeral dildo." Shock and disbelief clouded Enya's eyes as the women, consumed by grief, revealed the taboo object. In their shared pain, they sought solace in the forbidden comfort it offered.

One by one, the women took turns, finding a bittersweet release in their shared act of defiance against death's cruel grip. Enya watched, her heart heavy with a mix of shock and understanding. Even Nana Val, her frail body confined to a Victorian wheelchair, found temporary respite from her own suffering. As the night wore on, the echoes of grief softened, replaced by a fragile sense of peace.

In that moment, amongst the tears and whispered confessions, Aunt Enya found a glimmer of hope in the midst of her despair. The mourning dildo, with its taboo allure, had woven a strange tapestry of healing through the tangled threads of grief, binding the women together in a shared, sacred moment of release.
by sad grandma November 22, 2024
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Funneral

(Funeral+killjoy)

Someone who ruins the fun
Bro your such a funneral, we were having fun man
by Demanoid December 10, 2024
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Funeral Fingers

The act of fingering your friend after she went to a funeral just because she needed a release.
He gave me the funeral fingers after my aunt died, I Needed it.
by blackestbaby March 10, 2026
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Funerastic

"pretending to be fantastic while feeling dead inside"
"When he asked how I was doing, I said 'funerastic'—because 'dead inside but smiling' was too long."
by TrueHog May 19, 2025
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