functional dumbass

1.) a person who, although intelligent, functions as a dumbass. 2.) Someone who is motivated to rise only to the level of function necessary to complete a task.

1.) Q: "Your friend seems smart! Does she do well in school?" A: "Nah! She's a functional dumbass!"
2.) That functional dumbass fixed my computer problem, but now all my files are deleted!

by 3 card Monty May 25, 2009

Funchal

Capital city of Madeira, an epic island.

Person 1: Funchal is awesome!
Person 2: Great minds think alike!

by BritishRage.uk October 11, 2012

Funching

Fist punching someones anus

Brooke had a permanent limp from a full night of funching from the footy team.

All the guys at the party spat on Gary's fist before he funched Brooke's asshole.

by Buttman 2000 January 1, 2014

funcking

listening to bruno mars’ ‘uptown funk’ while having sex

“I was just Funcking my wife, I hope our baby is a mini Bruno Mars”

credit to @_keithkogayne_ on twitter

by lancesthighs February 24, 2018

Fulco

Some one that denies the fact of giving guys head and being gay.

Does that guy have a girlfriend? Ya but he's totally pulling a Fulco.

by buschb April 12, 2011

funct

antonym of defunct; probably shortened from functional

When I reopened my website, it became funct again.

by J January 27, 2005

funching

Getting punched while fucking.

Joe and Aaron like funching my wife while i'm not home.

by Funch Master February 7, 2010