ford

A boy with a really small penis
Also a gay boy

That boy i had sex with last night is a for, his penis was so small.

He is such a ford, he likes boys.

by jesusgurl43543 June 24, 2008

ford

For Ordinary Redneck Drivers first on race day for off road depenability flip over read directions adj. the best damn truck manufacturer on the planet. And the folks who built the ambulance that gonna come scrape your ass up after you wreck your junk honda,chevy,dodge,ect!!!!!!!!!!!!

no example needed quality speeks for itself

by BADRIVEROUTLAW March 29, 2004

FORD

A company that, like GM, used to build shit cars... but they have improved a lot recently. It has always built decent trucks, though. Chevy always seems to be one step ahead, though, because GM has more money, and a larger infrastructure, than most modern countries.

My dad's old Colony Park wagon, which was built by Ford, was a piece of shit. However, my mother's new Taurus is a pretty good car.

Ford is going to get rid of the Taurus, and replace it with a re-badge Mazda 6 variant called the "Ford Futura"? What the fuck is that shit? Why don't they just re-name the Crown Victoria the "Ford Galaxie", or re-badge a Mazda Protege and call it the "Ford Falcon"?

by 5th Column May 10, 2003

ford

company that manipulates people into thinking the're the most prefered trucks on the road.

ford out sells chevys by about ten percent. so lets say these are last years sales figures x 1000

ford: 110
chevy: 100

oh, well i guess they DO out sell chevy....
...but wait!! arn't chevys and GMCs the same thing? Oh, yeah that's right.
here's their figures.

GMC: 60

okay, so mixed with chevy that's

Chevy + GMC: 160
Ford: 110

oh, darn, well it looks like General Motors outsells Ford by almost 50%. Sorry ford.

by 2fit661ca February 18, 2009

forde

1.Neck
2.a person who gives neck

Rip is gettin some good Forde right now.

by Rip the kid January 19, 2008

ford

a rich kid who talks about getting action, but does shit

That fords gotta talk the talk and walk the walk

by BigStud99069 March 11, 2008

FORD

Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
Never buy one they will always fail you. Don't be a fanboy be a smart man.

Damn my Ford is broke again.

Jack: Found your truck on the side of the road.
Jessie: Yeah Its a Ford it what they are known for!
Ford's are a horrid car brand that are usually in need of as much fixing as possible.
Ford Mustangs are the crowd's worst nightmare.
RUN A MUSTANG!
Fuck should've bought a Chevy, these Fords suck!

by CoffeeBling June 3, 2018