FDGE

Fuckin Disgusting Gremlin Eyes

Erika Costell has FDGE

by Jake PauI September 10, 2018

nonce fodder

1. (noun) A young child, dressed to impress.

2. exclamation, similar to cunty bollocks.

1. Hey son, why are you wearing those leather trousers, you're right nonce fodder you.

2. Oh nonce fodder

by Kristofa January 31, 2005

young fogey

Twenty-something male who apes the dress (tweed suits, waistcoats, glasses, hats etc) and intellectual tastes of the "old fogey" generation.

"This trendy fashion for young fogey-ism must be stopped immediately! If I see one more young man parading around in his grandad's suit and sounding like the only-begotten son of Stephen Fry and Morrissey I shall leave England forever!"

by Nupe January 7, 2004

Fogged

Getting hit by funky bad breath while talking to another person

Person 1: Hey, what ya doing?

Person 2: Not much (invisible cloud of nasty breath hitting person 1 while person 2 talking--person 1 steps backwards two steps while covering nose ever so descretely)

Person 1 : (thinks to self " I just got fogged!")

by waitinpatiently July 12, 2010

Fap Fodder

Something you will use to masturbate to later.

"I looked up and her tits were right in my face. This is going to be great fap fodder for MONTHS!

by onewetleg September 19, 2011

fadge-stratching

A minted bit of pussy which is fair ragable

Get your fat fadge out you dirty rutter!

by Pinter Cisbod May 9, 2003

fadgehammer

The art of hammering fadge

I got fadgehammered last night, i cant walk now

by daz December 18, 2004