Functioning

Partaking in an event along with your peers or with a member of the opposite sex that is highly enjoyable.

Example 1:
me: How was the party last night?
her: That shit was functioning!

Example 2:
numero uno: What u boutta do tonight?
numero dos: Imma get it functioning with some hoochie!

by aktives March 15, 2009

Flunking

Most commonly known as 'Pencil Flunking'
The game in which a person runs into any given room with their eyes closed, and jumps with their arms by their side and legs tight together to form the pencil shape. The jumping is done while unaware of what is found in the room at the time e.g furniture or people, so often leads to injury and damage to goods.

'How was the party last night?'

'Not gunna lie man terrible, I ended up flunking the back room to get it going. Broke a table.'

'Nice man.'

by Freedale18 October 9, 2011

unction junction function

The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump.

I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

fucktion

fucking fiction, as in fiction that is so awesome that an expletive must precede it, or fiction that fucking rules, see also: George Saunders.

"Aw dog, I don't read. Shit puts me to sleep."
"Clearly, you haven't encountered any FUCKTION. And I happen to have a copy of Arthur Bradford's Dogwalker right here."
"Never heard of him. Are you going to finish that frankfurter?"

by hiddenballroom March 20, 2010

Functional

Passable with no otherwise outstanding qualities.

The joke made me chuckle; it's functional.

by The_Kickster March 5, 2020

Junk Function

An all around general term for the functioning of ones junk,

for example going to the bathroom.

hey what are you doing, what? Oh! I am am having a junk function!

eww! whats that smell?.... Oh that.... Smells like a junk function...

Watch your step, a dog had a junk function there

by Coldsurvival July 4, 2011

hoog functionerend

High functioning in Dutch.

Iemand met een psychische aandoening (someone with a mental disorder) die zijn symptomen kan verbergen en/of kan meedoen in de maatschappij (who can conceal his or her symptoms and/or can participate in society) wordt gezien als hoog functionerend (is seen as high functioning).

by YourMotherJeMoeder August 4, 2016