That goofy ahh girl who farted

The girl who fated that one time.

(She so goofy ahh)

yo billy its that goofy ahh girl who farted. Gregory said "sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh".

by horse tickler May 20, 2022

fagtease

A homosexual that has momentarily come out of the closet only to be momentarily return to it; also, it refers to a homosexual that has come out but proclaims that he is straight.

I don't understand why he doesn't say he's gay any more; he's such a fagtease.

by madanonymous June 20, 2006

Farted in the bed sheets

To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven)

Man I really farted in the bed sheets last night when I came home from work pissed off and took it out on my fiancee.

by Fallen_hero_06 August 14, 2008

Fasterisking

The (often irritating) habit of swearing online but inserting asterisks in place of letters thereby trying to give the (false) impression of self-control.

"I wish they would all f*ck off", "boll*cks" and "b*gger" are all examples of fasterisking.

by arch arrow March 18, 2011

shellout falter

A condition or behavior that comes over some people, because they are cheap or short of funds, when the check arrives. Coined by the late, great Roger Miller.

"When you're in a restaurant it's funny how people at the table get shellout falter when the bill comes."

by RBJr. December 10, 2008

fastesio

A big made-up word that works well in arguments and can be given any meaning you'd like it to have.

Well you're a fastesio! There, ya see that? I can make up big words too!

by NESMonster February 3, 2004

Faster than a hooker in skechers

a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.

Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?

Man 2: yeah....

Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!

Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!

by Jojo Thunderboltz & Torched-Up March 7, 2010