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Fapsturbation

Fap•stur•ba•tion
The combination of the words "Fap" and "Masturbation" brought together in glorious harmony.
"Golly-gee-whiz. The fapsturbation hit me hard this mornin'!"
by Teh Masked Wang March 31, 2005
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fartsturbate

v.
1. the act of masturbating and farting at the same time

2. simulation of this act by a hand motion and fart sound made with the mouth
by Casey January 20, 2005
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Fast ass lil girl

11-16 year old little girls being sexual or flirting with boys/girls. Acting grown around boys, BASICALLY BEING A HOE AT A YOUNG AGE.
Mom: *On Phone* Yeah Girl I caught ShuhNeyNey flirting with some boys in the parking lot wearing me hoop earrings and some tight ass shorts. I believe im raising a fast ass lil girl. I whooped her ass tho, Hopefully she will change before she end up pregnant at 16.
by ISwearImaBeatHerUp May 28, 2019
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fast food shower

Noun: the event in which one is sitting at their computer, most commonly playing World of Warcraft, and is too lazy to take a shower. The aforementioned individual smells like absolute shit, and is a fatass. The individual uses the condensation of an extra large fast food drink to wet a napkin and rub the wet napkin all over their sweaty, smelly, shit stenched body.
Yeah so I was hardcore gaming and smelled like an anchovy's cunt, so I used my coke to take a fast food shower.
by Beruuk Mc Hartmarmot May 29, 2010
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fast food threshold

1.The moment when you're eating fast food and it suddenly no longer tastes the way it did a second ago.

2. When you're body tells you that you are done eating; with fast food however, this is much more abrupt than with other types of food.
I was starving at 10:30 at night so I went out and grabbed three chili cheese burritos from taco bell. I love those things from time to time. Then, halfway through the third burrito I took a bite and it was detestable. I hit the fast food threshold.
by Panthro_2000 December 29, 2010
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Fast Food Orgasm

The instantaneous feeling of fulfillment, satisfaction, and pleasure when you take a medium sized bite out of that Whopper.
Dude! You should have seen Kathy! She was totally having fast food orgasms in the car!
by TheFastfoodbingeeater August 6, 2010
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sponge in the holy water real fast

when you are at a wake and are about to cry then you find a sponge in the holy water and you start laughing real fast
When my aunt arlene died i pulled a sponge in the holy water real fast
by j-rob mad fresh June 22, 2010
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