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Losing your Fappetite

When you are about to masturbate but you see something so horrendous that you stop.
“Hey dude, what happened, I thought you said you were gonna go masturbate?”

“I was, but I saw some weird foot stuff and stopped.”

“Oh! So you started Losing your Fappetite.”
by silly.scrawl March 16, 2023
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Mr. Flapper

A very loose vagina (or vagina lips). And when anal fucked, the vagina lips flap with every thrust.
by ilikechixen June 12, 2017
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Oui Oui Je Veux De La Baguette Pour Te Frapper Avec

' Yes yes I want baguette to whack you with it ' in French
Frenchmen: Oui Oui Je Veux De La Baguette Pour Te Frapper Avec!
Person 1 : AAAAHHHH GOTTA RUN
by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023
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flappers

an older woman's labia majora when they protrude more than normal.
women can now have them surgically made smaller or even removed in order to look younger down there.
my boyfriend likes to play with my flappers, yesterday he tried to tie them into a knot.
by rigo22 July 12, 2006
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stivotting flapper

A snow skier who lacks control of his skis and exercises a series of ever accelerating sliding turns with flapping clothes and skis. You must beware for danger of being hit.
As I was skiing out at Whistler I was almost slayed by a "stivotting flapper."
by Art VanDelais January 15, 2014
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flipper flapper

A flap of fat in a jew/dolphins belly.
That thing has one huge flipper flapper!
by chrislicia. June 24, 2009
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faperture

The amount of force applied while masturbating, controlled by the radius of the space in your fist while jacking off.
"I wish I had of raised my faperture last night when I came home drunk and alone from the bar. Now I have severe road rash on my dick."
by Soreanus June 5, 2013
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