false-start fart

when you want to fart but can't because you're in a public place like a department store, so you start one off without letting it get to the point where it actually sounds like a fart. Instead it sounds more like a pop.

I think I’ll be able to pull off a false-start fart over there by that Nautica mannequin.

by gbv052 February 28, 2011

Falation Nation

The fraternal order of men who don't always get head but when they do, they like it!

Ryan is the founder of the Falation Nation and is working to make the world suck, one woman at a time.

by The Keebler May 2, 2012

false Jerry

A Jerry Garcia look-alike. Doesn't have to be grey-haired and bearded, but from any era of Jerry.

I saw a false Jerry at the market, but he was like '66 Jerry, with big muttonchops.

by Dr. Badwrench May 26, 2008

False Diarrhea

This is when you had diarrhea earlier and then later you have the rumbles in your stomach. You go to the bathroom thinking you need to go, but you just fart.

Oh! Gotta go! *30 seconds later* Never mind, false diarrhea!

by funnyman21224 May 13, 2011

False Propaganda

The presentation of misleading information influencing an audience towards a particular cause!

"I heard on the news that kids with hoodies are dangerous"

"It's all lies and false propaganda"

by NOTORIOUS B.I.G July 3, 2014

fagsta

A FAG who talks ... walks ... and well ... trys to do everything like a gangsta.

You stupid FAGSTA just be gay shut up.

by madison October 18, 2004

Falstaff

A gang infested area in Toronto infamous for shootings and it's large drug trade.

Falstaff is too dangerous i'm not goin' man.

by cduber July 15, 2010