sketch factor

A quantitative statement of the sketchiness of an individual, typically measured from 1 to 10.

Chris likes girls who wear bunny ears, sport pigtails and wear glasses. Thus, his sketch factor is a 5.

by chad June 2, 2004

jiggle factor

how much a girl's ass jiggles when you slap it.

when it doesn't jiggle it can either be not sexy or sexy depending on the guy

when it does jiggle a little that is really sexy and alotta guys like it.

when it jiggles too much thats just......

dude 1: oh dude i slapped my girl's ass and it didn't jiggle at all. she had a low jiggle factor.

dude 2:is that good or bad?

dude 1: i say its bad! i want that ass to jiggle.

dude2:

by tmobileman March 13, 2011

elongation factors

The measure of attractiveness of a female. A negative number demotes the recoliation of the testicles into the body cavity.

That nasty chick has an elongation factor of minus 4.

by Matt, John, Andrew May 13, 2005

Lawl Factor

Something that someone says, does, or looks like that will make you laugh uncontrollably.

Son: Good God, dad! Your new girlfriend looks like a monkey's ass!
Dad: Son, that's a definite lawl factor. Now go to your room.

by LawlFactorLOLOL October 27, 2010

Laue Factor

An unknown variable that is beyond one's ability to control. Unpredictable factor keeping someone from accomplishing his or her tasks or goals.

If it wasn't for the "Laue Factor", this film shoot would be going great.

by Brushy Bill Roberts December 5, 2010

spin factor

The ability of an individual to rotate a female on an erect penis during coitus, scaled from 0 to 10.

0 = unspinnable, no rotational inertia
10 = freely spinnable, potentially reaching perpetual rotation

"bro she is fit, her spin factor is off scale!!"

by Immyrun November 7, 2016

Clown Factor

a) The degree to which someone is a clown.

b) A term that describes management. The higher up within an organization that someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor"

"Man, the CEO's Clown Factor is through the roof!"

by kitten78 April 23, 2010