A ferzal is a strange breed of mammal that was created in particularly seedy laboratories by scientists looking to make the next step in sly,sleazy elongated rats. A cross breed between a ferret and a weasel was the likely choice for this and so the ferzal was born.
You will find examples of ferzals in many social groups as an explosion at these labs caused a massive outpour of these creatures into society once they escaped the damaged labs.
You can spot a ferzal by their lack of upper body strength, extremely seedy composure and an unjustified high opinion of themselves. They will fail to stand up for themselves or their friends in volatile situations but later profess the opinion that they could have layeth the smacketh down if they had wanted to.
A common misconception is that the word should be called "fersal".However the use of the letter "Z" is due to the laboratory they were created in being owned by the "Zeal Zeal" corporation.
You will find examples of ferzals in many social groups as an explosion at these labs caused a massive outpour of these creatures into society once they escaped the damaged labs.
You can spot a ferzal by their lack of upper body strength, extremely seedy composure and an unjustified high opinion of themselves. They will fail to stand up for themselves or their friends in volatile situations but later profess the opinion that they could have layeth the smacketh down if they had wanted to.
A common misconception is that the word should be called "fersal".However the use of the letter "Z" is due to the laboratory they were created in being owned by the "Zeal Zeal" corporation.
Hey do you want to call down to vinny shonks?
No fuckin way man, hes a ferzal.....sound enough sometimes though
No fuckin way man, hes a ferzal.....sound enough sometimes though
by mcguire! May 15, 2011
Get the Ferzal mug.extreme opposite of urbane! they're foreign things that katharine and i do not like, hence the southern hick pronunciation. stupid, wierd, odd things that come from or are done overseas that are to far gone to describe.
Katharine- ughh! I have to drive the new hybrd jetta sports wagon that my mom got instead of the hybrid x5!
Amanda- I feel your pain! I have to drive the Volvo.
Katharine- ew.
Amanda- ugh, station wagons are SO foran. but X5s are not.
Katharine- Seriously.
Amanda- I feel your pain! I have to drive the Volvo.
Katharine- ew.
Amanda- ugh, station wagons are SO foran. but X5s are not.
Katharine- Seriously.
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by Vazie October 23, 2004
Get the fora mug.when you take a huge shit and go to wipe but then a sense of purpose, accomplishment and confidence strikes you that is so powerful that you refrain from tearing even one measley safety square of paper because you know, you just know that the shit came out so perfectly and that your rectum dispensed with that happy turd so well that there is absolutely no need to wipe at all. You just put your thumbs up and let out an "aaaayyyyy", like Fonzi would, because you are so impressed with yourself and everyone else should be too. Because who else could do something that great besides you, and Fonzi, of course.
Ok ok, I understand you want me to eat your asshole out. But I've gotta tell you that unless you have one great clean slate Fonzarelli I'm not doin it. That hole of yours better be spic and span or I'm not eatin it.
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Most Farzams go to Israel at least once in their lives and blow a bus.
Most Farzams go to Israel at least once in their lives and blow a bus.
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Get the farzam mug.1. Noun-The image of arabic perfection. Farzaneh's are usually hairy legged gypsies with mischievous monkey side kicks who rob toursits, while they sing "i'm bringing sexy back"
in their native tongue.
2. Verb-When a beautiful Persian woman seduces you into an alley, mugs and then ties you up until some one finds you.
3. The feeling when you know some one has drugged your food.
in their native tongue.
2. Verb-When a beautiful Persian woman seduces you into an alley, mugs and then ties you up until some one finds you.
3. The feeling when you know some one has drugged your food.
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Get the farzaneh mug.A technique done by men under 140 lbs to deliver devastating blows by swinging their forearms into the abdomen of their opponent from the receiving end of a standing headlock position. It has been said that this counter strike is effective more as a psychological attack than a physical attack.
Andre Johnson should have hit Cortland Finnegan with a forearm shiver before he threw the Lesnar-esc uppercut.
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