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Flog

A failure of a dog.

A dog that fails at everything it means to be a

dog.
Friend 1 :” what’s up with joes dog?”
Friend 2: “Oh his just a flog, you know complete failure of a dog.”
by Rita’s March 24, 2021
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Flog

Can you let the captain help me fill out this flog? Thank you
by Gongmin March 15, 2019
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walrus flog

Similar to a donkey punch with a few twists...

As a man is having intimate relations with a woman's rectal cavity from behind, he reaches over her head, grabs and pulls up on her lips (creating the two tusks) and then knocks her in the head with a truncheon (or other blunt object). This is the most intimate and romantic act anyone can participate in.
Dude, I'm totally in love with her, I'm waiting 'till marriage to walrus flog her.
by J "i am the walrus" Mo July 28, 2008
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flog trapper

I hear Jim stays penetrated he is such a flog trapper
by Unlimited D May 31, 2018
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Flog TV

When you are going to go jack off. Either watching porn on tv or masturbating to internet porn. Flogging your dick (masturbating intensely)
Person 1: Yo I'll be back in a little bit, i'm gonna go watch some Flog TV.

Person 2: Come on dude, thats gross, just don't hurt yourself
by FlogTV May 24, 2012
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Blog Flog

Blog Flog: To be severely reprimanded by Google Inc. or another corporate intranet entity for attempting to push the maximum limit in lambasting insolently anyone and finally causing an entity's policy violation concerning cyberbullying.
I was blog flogged by youtube.com in a feeble attempt at exerting control in cybersoace.
by Alias-Zero-Class July 26, 2025
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Social Flogging

I reject entirely that you get to use harassment, in perpetuity, for an indefinite sentence, the timer for which resets every time someone is made aware of my exist...
Hym "...As a form a social flogging perpetrated by people who's guilt or virtue is entirely suspect and who's authority to dole out punishment is non-exist. Additionally you can't even really consider it a thought punishment because I'm in actual physiological distress. So it's just regular old torture. Especially if I've been poisoned. Torture... For an indefinite period of time to get me to cede a point that I'm not going to cede and you want your kids to not get stabbed for your complicity... All so you don't have to admit I'm right. So, here's the deal. Yes I can tell the difference between my own mind and these people doing what they are doing to me on camera. I don't need the whole story (on YOUR end) to know the you are leaving out pertinent information (in your assessment of what is happening here and/or being mealy-mouthed about what constitutes 'pertinent') and that just isn't what I'm doing. I told you what would happen. It likely already has. I don't need to prove I'm trustworthy or anything to you for that matter. They people one your side have already admit your intention which is to 'break me' and imprison me (In one form or another) and I've told you what I'm going to do in response."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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