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re-wallpapering the Fetus Hotel

No, Mary can't come camping with us this weekend. She just started re-wallpapering the Fetus Hotel, and we don't want to attract any bears.
by Schmeebis July 31, 2007
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aborted fetus

removed tampon that is laying on the top of the trash can...
Man! Get your aborted fetus out of the trash!!
by manicole May 13, 2005
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Aborted fetus cells

What Karen thinks is in the coronavirus virus vaccine
Me: are you vaccinated

Karen: no, I would never. They put aborted fetus cells in the vaccine. The virus is caused by 5G anyways
Me: ok karen
by mrguy122345 April 11, 2021
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Femullet

The female counterpart to the mullet. They are somewhat more rare than the mullet, and inspire so much more awe. Also in most cases, they arouse wild desire. The femullet can often be seen hanging around the local McDonald's, buying every item off of the Dollar Menu. It is highly common to see a femullet with back boobs.

A femullet can't contain her raw sexuality, so naturally, her hair becomes a conduit. Any sexual partner of the femullet receives infinitely more release and gratification than a normal woman can ever hope of giving. Some cultures revere the femullet's power of fertility.

If you manage to snip off some of the femullet's hair, burn it and inhale the fumes, it is said to have an aphrodesiac effect.
Darrel: Man, that is one wicked old femullet over there.
Ellyse: Yeah, she bought like 20 egg McMuffins and now she's just scarfin'. Niiice.
by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad November 22, 2009
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tit-fetus

An abnormal growth that varies in shape or size that can be located on the breast. Requires food for sustenance and occasionally drools.
Guy1: "Wow, Did you see Laura's tit-fetus?"

Guy2: "No, I thought that was a myth"

Guy1: "Its the real deal"
by Prax January 31, 2008
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orbital fetus

a gifted bullshit artist (or any talented individual) that needs to get his head out his ass and make some art and/or rule the world
"yo, son, you seen Jeez aroun'" .."no, i think he went orbital fetus on us"
by Sun4ged stalks March 1, 2008
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fenus

Before the fucking baby is bornded, he's a fuckin' fenus.
by dumddddddddddd January 9, 2015
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