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Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS)

When a boy or girl looks attractive from far away, either from the back, the front, or the side, but is actually not especially attractive when seen up close.
Brit: OMG, Jen, that guy over by the lifeguard stand looks so hooot!!
Jen: Yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
*Girls walk closer to get a better look*
Jen: Oh, nevermind.
Brit: Ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
Jen and Brit:....Just another guy with Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS). *dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison*
by Lupegirl July 8, 2011
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Fab

Fab has a pretty sick village
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fab

Fuck off you fab
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FAB

Bro FAB we don’t need anybody
by Seahawks09 August 22, 2020
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FABS

Acronym; Fresh Air Bowel Syndrome
When you go camping/get out of the urban air you're used to, and get some forest air and you get diarrhea or constipated.
Bob: Just a seecond, I'm going to the washroom
Jon: AGAIN?
Bob: Yeah, I got FABS
by Bryron2 July 30, 2010
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FAB

“man she doin you dirty
i don’t care fuck a bitch
AKA FAB
by pinkfrdy September 3, 2021
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FAB

Paul: “Hey bro don’t you just love FAB’s.”
Jerome: “My dear friend Paul I don’t know what a FAB is?”
Paul: “Oh silly Jerome a FAB is a Fat Asian Baby of course.”
by FAB enthusiast July 14, 2020
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