When a boy or girl looks attractive from far away, either from the back, the front, or the side, but is actually not especially attractive when seen up close.
Brit: OMG, Jen, that guy over by the lifeguard stand looks so hooot!!
Jen: Yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
*Girls walk closer to get a better look*
Jen: Oh, nevermind.
Brit: Ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
Jen and Brit:....Just another guy with Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS). *dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison*
Jen: Yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
*Girls walk closer to get a better look*
Jen: Oh, nevermind.
Brit: Ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
Jen and Brit:....Just another guy with Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS). *dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison*
by Lupegirl July 08, 2011
Someone who thinks highly of themselves, in reality they are normally cocky and think that they are holy, but aren't.
by Unicorn devil slayer July 18, 2017
wafer fab (adjective)
1. The kind of fabulousness exhibited only by the dangerously skinny
2. The quality of having been fabricated like an exemplary wafer
see also: heroin chic
1. The kind of fabulousness exhibited only by the dangerously skinny
2. The quality of having been fabricated like an exemplary wafer
see also: heroin chic
"All the contestants in this season of America's Next Top Model are wafer fab!"
by Lauren K-chicken-wing April 08, 2008
by unknxwn123 May 31, 2017
by diddley doodle December 18, 2023