life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 25, 2022
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Get the prettiest boy to ever exist mug.Lifer - An alive individual does not identify as human or animal, only existence.
Pronouns: It/Preferred Name
Gender: None
Pronouns: It/Preferred Name
Gender: None
I'm not androgynous, I'm a lifer. I don't believe in categorized placements. I believe in my existence as a being, but non-human/non-animal.
*existence precedes essence*
*existence precedes essence*
by typical0nlineuser May 31, 2022
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A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.
by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020
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