super emeritus

a. one who has moved beyond the pinnacle of perfection in their area of expertise.

b. something that is beyond awesome.

Goofy: "Mr. Bob makes really excellent doughnuts".

Gallant: "No, Mr. Bob is a Super Emeritus Doughnut King and his doughnuts are seriously super emeritus themselves.

by rotohombre October 27, 2012

Epic Emery

Guy who has a big hallow melon as a head

i was playing basketball only to realize i was only slapping epic emerys head
i was carving a pumpkin and i was actually cutting his head open

by its spanking day January 17, 2020

Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus

After a man's humorous quirky charm has fled the air of his pungent eggfart that dances through the air and up his repulsed ladyfriend's nose.(does not have to be an eggfart...can be any loathsome shade in the gas gamut)

Jery has degraded by gradations from prince charming to good king bumfy ,then from mister swift pay dropper to captain poopfordays, then finally from Dr.Stinkenstein to Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

Emerno

A noobish level 70 troll mage from World of Warcraft on the Kael'thas server.

Did you see that guy Emerno!He sucks!

by cookies14 March 7, 2008

Emerald Skunk

A strong strain of skunk weed noted for its light colorization crystaly look and strong pungent weed smell

*sniff sniff* damn whats that smell man

Thats just some emerald skunk man

lemme hit that shit yo

by mickeyrooney October 2, 2010

honeypot emergency

An urgent situation in which a bear must drop all of his plans to satisfy an important booty call.

Sorry I'm late, everyone - I had a honeypot emergency with the guy I met at the Mid-Atlantic Leather conference last night.

by Tobymike January 15, 2009

Absolut Emergen-C

A mixture of Absolut vodka and a packet of the vitamin drink, Emergen-C. Alternative to caffine and alcohol. The vitamin C gives you a kick while the vodka slows you down.

Joe: did you get the red bull and vodka?
Dave: no they ran out of red bull, i got us Emergen-C instead so we can have an Absolut Emergen-C

by RMPNT December 30, 2010