elephant dick

the biggest funnel you could ever come across. remember
to turn the valve clockwise and NEVER funnel moonshine. fits eight beers, HAVE FUN

HOLY CRAP, that elephant dick barely fit in my mouth

elephant dick by asiabby November 30, 2010

elephant dance 

When a goup of men form a circle placing one thumb in the butthole of the person in front of them and another in their mouth. If the chain breaks then the one who breaks the chain must switch tumbs, putting the shit covered one in their mouth.

Man last night I kept on breaking the chain during the elephant dance.

elephant dance by 42 to what bitch August 3, 2006

elephant head 

An uncircumcised penis. The head of the penis resembles the trunk of an elephant.

A briss is a good way of removing an elephant head.

elephant head by the cam September 21, 2005

Elephant Knee 

Larger version of Moose Knuckle. An exceedingly large version of a camel toe.

Dude, what's up with the zoo in here today?

What?

So far I've seen a camel toe, a moose knuckle and an elephant knee.

You're sick, dude.

Elephant Knee by TDubb58 October 30, 2008

elephant nigger 

A nigger with a small penis, who due to his species is unable to tell the truth or in fact even dwell within reality, so he tells all the white women (coal burners) that he is hung like an elephant

yo white ho's is gonna get stretched suck yeah niggaz ima gonna tear you up coz im a fucken elephant nigger, sheeeiiit gnome im saying

elephant nigger by elephantniggaz May 2, 2014

elephant trunk nipples 

A girl with nipples so long, they resemble elephant trunks.

Rob: Yo, check out that chick's tit's....she has elephant trunk nipples!
Mike: Fuck yeah she does!

elephant trunk nipples by Harve Eugene April 14, 2008

elephant ass

Simply put, it's when the ass eats the pants. Usually happens when there is excess space in the seat of the pant, thus causing some fabric to be pulled inward into the colon area.

Dude, did you see that old guy in the khaki's? He had major elephant ass!

elephant ass by Hoegarden October 30, 2007