Retarded Ejaculation 

During masturbation when about to blow your load a completely disgusting image pops into your head. Your load merely dribbles down the sides of your dick.

Josh- I was jacking off last night and all of a sudden i pictured Rosie O'Donnell's naked body.... i had a Retarded Ejaculation

Retarded Ejaculation by my pet tit August 28, 2011

Hormonal Ejaculation 

Hormonal Ejaculation is another synonym for crying, although not very subtle sounding, it does fit appropriately as shedding out tears could also be defined as ejaculating your hormones.

A :Hey did you hear? , our boy got his ass dumped by his chick last night.

B : Ah Shit, For real ?

A : Yeah ! , and that was followed by a shit load of Hormonal Ejaculation from his side.

A & B : Lol'z, Poor Him! ...

Hormonal Ejaculation by Eliminist August 7, 2010

powdered ejaculated 

When your really dehydrated and you cum and looks like a puff of dry powdered milk.

Wtf was that!! Looked like i just powdered ejaculated like filling a ballon with flour and poping it.

powdered ejaculated by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

Ejaculawesome 

Something so awesome it causes one to ejaculate.

The season premiere of Doctor Who was so freakin' ejaculawesome I needed to change my pants like three times.

Ejaculawesome by JakAttak45 December 2, 2010

Evaculate 

Verb. During intercourse, the man decides to pull out and ejaculates in the process.

"Hey man, did you nail her last night?" "Ya, but I evaculated all over her."

Evaculate by Sexoholic October 13, 2012

Ejaculation emancipation 

The act of "wanking", and right as you finish, you sign a document on legalizing prostutution with your "product"

"Me and Hilary made an ejaculation emancipation together on Tuesday!"

Ejaculation emancipation by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016

Ejaculake 

A big ol puddle of cum.

Guy1: I guess he hadn’t nut in weeks, he left a massive ejaculake right on my chest.

Ejaculake by schlongandmcquade February 23, 2018