Today is Easter

Guess what it means.......come on

Today is easter!!!

by Bob and tom in teh morining April 23, 2004

Eastern Washington University

A college where one goes to get rammed in the ass several times a day. When necessary, bukakke will also be awarded. Full of frat-tastic douche bags and wiggers. All males are dumbasses, while only a select few of the females are intelligent and sexy. The majority of the girls are dumb though. Most do not care about education, and are too stupid to go to a real college anyway. Much more like a large community college, rather than a university.

Guy 1: Why are you so damn stupid?
Guy 2: I go to Eastern Washington University.
Guy 1: I completely understand.
Guy 2: I don't know shit.

"Yes! I'm going to college! I have a 2.1 GPA and didn't even apply till late August!"
"That's not even a real college. Have fun getting fucked up the ass."
"Oh....."

by pubefloss33 June 3, 2009

Easter basket

A sexual maneuver in which a male partner, while having sex with a female partner, puts his testicles inside her anus. This can be performed in a variety of positions, but is traditionally performed from the missionary position.

"When I'm really into a chick, and she's super drunk, I like to pop my balls right up in her ass. Pop, pop! You know, give her the ol' Easter basket."

by Hogmaster13 August 29, 2012

Easter Basket

When you fill up someones toilet with toilet paper until theres no water left. You then take a shit on top of the tp which resembles an easter basket.

Mike really pissed me off so I went into his bathroom and gave him an easter basket.

by J_D_Russell_87 June 14, 2006

Easter Basket

Having enirely too much hair in the pubic region to where your nuts and penis head look like a few eggs in a dark grassy basket.

Dave got so drunk last night that he showed everyone at the party his Easter basket... Gross!

by crazycaper31 April 4, 2009

Eastern European

A person who comes from Eastern Europe and has Eastern European ancsetory, often known for their good looks and oddly shaped feet that they have.

"Have you seen the new smoking hot Eastern European student in class, shame about her feet"

by Charlie1 December 24, 2012

Eastern View

A new high school located in Culpeper, Virginia. The mascot is the CYCLONES(fancy word for tornado) Their sports teams are AWESOME! The principal (Mr.Mello) is pretty cool. The lunch SUCKS(then again, thats all of the public school there).

"Hey. Welcome to the home of the Eastern View Cyclones"
"What the hell is a cyclone?!"

by LilDukie January 27, 2009