rubbing the elf 

Female Masturbation
Also a Diesel Boy song

ann likes to play with herself
she likes frigging the clit, she likes rubbing the elf
she don't need a man they don't understand
all she needs is her right hand

rubbing the elf by Stanley Spedowski May 27, 2006

Half-elf 

Half-elves are the children of elves and humans. They combine many of the best features of both races, having the lingevity of elves as well as the inquisitive nature of humans. However, half-elves never feel quite at home in either human or elven society.

half-elves are almost perfect... almost.

Half-elf by smurf August 23, 2004

chode elf 

a small chode-like creature who worships chode; or a dumb ass friend; a short and fat creature often teased for the resemblence of the chode

" That kid there is a chode elf."

chode elf by pp puffer January 23, 2006

blood elf

A horde race from World of Warcraft that was added in the Burning Crusade expansion. Close relatives of the night elves. They were once one race, yet split off after the events of the original Warcraft to pursue their corrput arcane arts, while the night elves chose to forsake the magic that had nearly ripped the world in two and study druidic magic. They were known as the Highborn until their capital of Quel'Thalas was destroyed by an undead army, leading them to rename themselves the blood elves in remembrance of the blood they spilled defending their homeland. They fled to Outland to escape the scourge circa Warcraft III The Frozen Throne, where they established a base of operations.

Comparing a blood elf to Zoolander is an insult to male models everywhere.

blood elf by Mr. Normal May 12, 2007

Free Elf 

The sexual act of finishing on your partner and saying a magical spell of some sort. Upon doing so, you steal your partner’s underwear and wrap the bed sheet around you in a crude fashion. While running out of the room you yell, “Dobby has now been presented with clothing, Dobby is free!” This is a reference to the Harry Potter character of the same name, who himself is a free elf.

Example: Man, my girlfriend is really pissed at me since I pulled a Free Elf and ran off with her new Victoria’s Secret thong.

Free Elf by MeechDaPeach October 14, 2018

cyber elf 

An elf you can recieve in Megamen Zero 1-4. Its an elf that temporarily upgrades a skill. You can feed it to make it stronger.

"Dude ... I gotta fucking cyber elf. I need to feed it"

cyber elf by Thetbd64 August 9, 2007

happy elf 

(v.) This occurs when a female of extremely short stature gives a blowjob to an extremely tall man, wherein the height differential is so vast that both partners remain standing during the act. The male then pulls his partner's ears just before ejaculation, making her appear to be elf-like.

"Dat hoe so short, she could give yo lanky ass a happy elf!"

happy elf by Xtina666 November 26, 2015