1. Hey Douche, are you able to get me to the hospital.
2. Isn't he such a Douche, he can't even locate a woman's vage.
2. Isn't he such a Douche, he can't even locate a woman's vage.
by JacoX May 5, 2009
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meaning dickish or stupid or thick or sometimes said as if to say DUHHH!
a favourite saying among the scene crowd in the South Wales vallies.
also seen on Katie and Peter: Stateside a la Perez Hilton. (God he is :D)
meaning dickish or stupid or thick or sometimes said as if to say DUHHH!
a favourite saying among the scene crowd in the South Wales vallies.
also seen on Katie and Peter: Stateside a la Perez Hilton. (God he is :D)
by crazyladee June 30, 2009
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A person who leeches people of happiness and is very thick. Quite LARGE and talks to himself in his own language. A bit scary..
Douche: GFJKGSGKALG
Person 1: Dude, you are such a douche
Person 2: *shuffles away*
Douche: *follows*
*people leave*
Douche: *pulls out a big mac*
Person 1: Dude, you are such a douche
Person 2: *shuffles away*
Douche: *follows*
*people leave*
Douche: *pulls out a big mac*
by A. Victim September 26, 2009
Get the Douche mug.Some guy who thinks you're his buddy, bro, or pal while patting you on the back when he leaves you, a douche that just walks a way giving you this unexpected pat, though you never talked to him and don't know whether you should have said a word with him before he left or not, hmm what to do situations, situations...
I'm not your buddy ya lame douche, go take the stairs, and stop loitering the elevator.. and floor five.
by pseudonym and other such names November 23, 2009
Get the douche mug.* The french word for a shower
* Used for the cleaning of vaginas
* What many people say to one another
* A funny word
* Also see douchebag
* Used for the cleaning of vaginas
* What many people say to one another
* A funny word
* Also see douchebag
by FrenchBrunette5 January 9, 2010
Get the Douche mug.A device containing vinegar used for cleaning a dirty and/or smelly vagina. Dirty vagina could be caused by having excessive sexual conduct with one or many partners prior to showering. Smelly vagina could be caused by not washing a dirty vagina. Some vagina are just smelly and need a douche anyway.
Person1: Wow, Nick smells like vinegar or possibly a dirty vagina.
Person2: Yeah I think he is a douche.
Person2: Yeah I think he is a douche.
by melsie February 15, 2010
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