Sexsory Deprivation

Analogous to 'sensory deprivation', sexsory deprivation is when one begins to lose their sanity due to a lack of sexual stimulus.

"I came home last night and I was so horny, I tried to have sex with the ironing board, because that was the closest thing to a woman I could find."

"Dude, I'm a doctor: you've got Sexsory Deprivation. The only known cure is a set of beef curtains applied 3 times daily."

by andersoncouncil January 27, 2014

Sleep-Deprivation

A lack of sleep that may cause you to act or talk wack

A conversation with my friends about anime on discord leading to a discussion about sleep-deprivation:

(I had to do it in the tags cause it was too long lmao)

by BigDoof December 4, 2019

miss derringer

likes to bend over infront of young innocent children, has a distinctive smell, usually has a rather large nipple on, hangs out of tops on a regular basis, see munter

omg, miss D has a huge nipple on, she nearly poked my eye out

by mystery man April 19, 2005

Derping Shrimp

A term used for the ultimate derp of all time.

So, I just found a cow in my sink yesterday.
You derping shrimp.

by LocalDerpingShrimp September 25, 2011

sleep deprived

a secret code term for horny so that horny boys don't actually know you are horny.

"Hey how was your night last night with your boyfriend?"

"I am so sleep deprived--his mom walked in right as i was about to take off my pants."

*random 5 year old boy walking by* "Mommy, what does sleep deprived mean?"

"It means you're really really tired."

by Plum March 18, 2005

Deering

The act of having sex with a Deer.

"I'm off Deering tonight"

by coldsunna October 10, 2008

deprivity

The choice of life style where the depression of not having a female partner takes over and you allow the deprived part of you to take over.

Bob "Fuck man The deprivity is hitting me"

Dave "I've been deprived"

by The man from the Rex December 6, 2016