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Deez nutz

What do you call the thing in your mouth?”

“Tongue??”

“No, DEEZ NUTZ🤣🤣🤣💯”
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Deez nuts

Deez nuts was a joke made by Candice Applewood. While at Sawcon collage in Ligma, Maine, her and her best freind Wilma, had just graduated. To celebrate, they went to wendy's. Then, they went to and Imagine dragons concert. When asked what her name was, Candice replied with Deez. Deez what? Security said. Deez nuts.
Do you know Deez? Deez? Deez nuts!
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Deez nutzz

Deez nutzz is a word you would say every time somebody ask a question such as "Hey son what did you get yourtest?"and you would say deez nutzz hat goteeeem.
Tom:Hey step sis do you like imagine dragons.

Step sis:yes step bro.
Tom:imagine draging deez nutzz across yo fore head.
by Nutlicker6969 October 14, 2019
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Deez Theorum

The Deez Theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (h²n) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligma², applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.
Richard Inass: Alright class, how do we solve this inequality?

Mike Huntstink: Oh, you have to apply a few laws tied to the Deez Theorum!

Joema Mah: Idiot, you forgot to deduct the sugma from the Sus Equation.

Richard Inass: That is correct boys. Both solutions are present.
by bugcrusher October 27, 2021
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Deez nuts

It’s a man’s most precious thing.
by IT’S CORN🌽 February 26, 2023
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deez nuts

Another word for penis, male genitalia. Most commonly used in jokes.
Hey, do you like pudding?
what kind?
Any.
Uhh…yeah!
Pudding deez nuts in your mouth
fuck you, greg.
by urmomsbussy July 18, 2021
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Deez nuts

Deez nuts in your f**king asshole mouth
by Fatdicky July 1, 2022
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