cuntsnatch

Mark's favorite insult.

Hey cuntsnatch, how about we don't do that?

by Mark August 17, 2003

cuntsnatcher

Someone (commonly a heterosexual male or homosexual female) who is extraordinarily gifted in the art of obtaining cunt...females...snatching if you will.

Cuntsnatcher; Cuntsnatching; Cuntsnatch; Cuntsnatched - Billy was a dope when he was younger...but since he spent all that time in Europe he's turned into quite the little cuntsnatcher.

Damn ma, Kelly sure did get cuntsnatched by them boys.

by Witbomb October 10, 2011

Cuntslayer

Proper Noun. Patron saint of single dads who unfailingly bite their tounge in the face of cuntitiude from kids mom.

Ex- wife dissed my new puppy in front of my kids, and I didn't bat an eye..."Oh mighty Cuntslayer, doest thou what I can't , and smite the bitchhag with the sword of justice!"

by zortron February 21, 2010

Cuntsequence

The consequence you get after sleeping with a cunt

P1) hey, did you sleep with that slutmuffin ?
P2) Yeah, and I had to suffer the cuntsequence :(

by Slutmuffinz October 22, 2011

cuntsniffer

Cunt Sniffer, to smell that of the hairy cup. Often a suplimentary, or a replacement for raw fish. Cuntsniffers generally fail at life.

Mum, stop being a cuntsniffer. I do love cuntsniffing in the evening

by CallYum March 15, 2008

Cuntskunk

a cunt that excretes a smelly liquid when surprised

Dude i cant believe you chewed that meat. It's a cuntskunk.

by JamesGriffin5 February 21, 2008

chutts

1. An adjective used to show sympathy for ones unfortunate circumstance.

2. Name used for Matt Tipton

Ex. 1 - Dude I can't believe you wrecked your ride bro...that's chutts!

Ex. 2 - What up chutts!? You derr?

by Matt Tipton October 23, 2008