current

The characteristic of possessing "Aura" or charisma, specifically of an individual or character.

Cork : You know, you have some mighty current.
Chat : Aw, why thank you!

by Ivoie October 24, 2025

Currency Cuck

An individual content sitting in the corner, watching someone fuck their money.

Karen- “I think the state of Illinois is doing a great job financially.”
Uncle Sam- “Karen is such a currency cuck!”

by Mike Hunts Hertz December 30, 2025

bi-currency

An individual that will accept multiple forms of currency as payment (or repayment) without preference. Typically, they travel or maintain bank accounts in multiple countries, especially Canada/USA or UK/Europe.

"Thanks for covering my tab last night, do you want American or Canadian Dollars?"

"Whichever, I'm bi-currency."

by Toxin August 15, 2007

Social currency

A disease you get from a public toilet seat while reviewing your Amex bill.

Bill got social currency at the restroom at the mall

by Tomba987Q May 24, 2011

Condom Currency

A "Condom Currency" is a currency thats very weak compared with those from other countries.

"Why don't you buy it from X website?"
"They deal in international prices, can't afford it with condom currency"

by Lord of the Emus December 17, 2017

A Current Affair

A show that was Maury when he freight-trained as it covered hard news, scandals and the shit from tabloids. It's the forerunner for the wordpress blog of the writer behind The Fandom Writer where he combined candid life with CBS News style reporting as his second incarnation of the blog the entries became more in depth. The show was the forerunner to Nancy Grace before she reported on vodka mom. The show started with Maury in the mid-1980s to 1990 then seen other hosts take the reigns in the 1990s. Geraldo Rivera didn't stray from his freight-training roots when he did his talk show but joined Fox News Channel he was coined disaster porn by gossip bloggers. The Cabbie Homicide writer took aim at Anderson Cooper when he was picking on fellow Glendale Heights resident, William Patrick Corgan. The tag #globalistshill was born.

Before Maury was addressing baby momma drama and lie detector tests, he was doing a show that freight-trained as he did hard news with A Current Affair. Noted for the hard 'ka-chung" and zoom sequence. When you have celebrities pissed at the pink blog drawing on your fucking mugshots in lewd ways, be more worried when a light blue blog turned light grey does a piece on you because he's indepth and busts the race liar.

by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018

companionship-currency

Refers to one or more periods of "quality time" that you spend with someone as "substitute payment" when you are unable to reimburse him monetarily for loans/services that he gives you.

One should always try to pay back his debts as promised, of course, but id this is not possible, companionship-currency can indeed be a wonderful "alternative reimbursement". Just be careful that you don't "abuse the privilege" --- i.e., "continuously" presume that merely spending time with someone is always adequate recompense for any favor that you ask of the person.

by QuacksO February 21, 2019