Cunt Hound

A person who drops everything such as work and chores to follow the trail of the nearest bitch.

Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Craig Cockring lately? He is late for our meeting?

Person 2 - "I saw him Cunt hounding after Alicia. Hope he doesn't get hit by a car."

by Gaspumper October 30, 2014

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Cunt Cough

When a mans dick is in a vagina, and the woman coughs so hard the mans dick erupts out and slaps him back on his own balls or belly.

Susan, I almost orgasmed before you cunt coughed my dick out! Now I have blue balls! blue balls

by RezaWrekt April 17, 2015

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Cunt-nostril

when one or more people have consumed a large amount of dank chron (weed), and are at the point of temporary paralysis from the neck down.

" dude I am cunt-nostril right now "

Or by adding ED. to the end you can say

" bro I am cunt-nostriled "

by Damo the destroyer June 12, 2016

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tired cunt

Tired cunt-
Useless, slow, shit worker, general shit cunt.
Everyone gets sick of a tired cunt really quickly.

"Man drue is useless on the shovel"

"yeah I know he's a fucken tired cunt"

by Hater1313 September 19, 2015

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California Cunt Roll

A person from California who is the worst.

See obnoxious, smug, rude.

"Last night at the party I was talking about how I wanted to climb a mountain someday and Whitney kept rudely interrupting me and was gatekeeping hiking."
"What a California cunt roll!"

by votme October 4, 2018

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