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Bone Cobbler

The most venomous type of snake in the universe. The potency in a single drop of the venom has the power to decimate Jupiter 5 times (or half of your mother). The only thing that can kill this creature is a wild boar on copious amounts of French cocaine, or an extremely buttery corndog.
Guy 1: I'm going to the swamp today to go hunting.
Guy 2: Watch out for Bone Cobblers.
by Buck Jay June 21, 2021
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National cobblestone day

Created by SSundee in 2016 on episode 43 of Crundee craft.

In the introduction of the YouTube video, it is stated that the only way to celebrate national cobblestone day is to “chew on it like it was a marshmallow
You: Hey! Would you like to join me in celebrating national cobblestone day?

Friend: Of course! I’ll bring the cobblestone cake!
by xTsLzpanda July 21, 2021
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David Cobb

Going into a fit of rage over damage to articles of clothing or accessories.
You got paint on me! Your in trouble now! I’m gonna do a David Cobb right now.
by CarterHowdy(racia) March 6, 2022
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Cobb's Curve

The point where the urethal tube in the male penis begans to curve upward within the human body. It is also the point where several glands are located and the urethra lining becomes more mucous and sensitive. This area of the male urinary system then curves upward into the prostrate and male bladder.

In Urethral Play, the term Cobb's Curve is used to define safe and unsafe sounding and play. For urethral toys located forward of this point (within the penis) are usually easily removed and can be worked back and forth with very little injury to the more delicate parts of the male urinary system. Going past this point, a male must thread straight (solid) sounds through the curve in order to go deeper for play and this presents greater pressure on mentioned organs, not to mention possible injury. Therefore, sounds and toys pass (or going deeper) than Cobb's Curves are considered unsafe.
"My friend Joe lost his plastic urethral toy worm the other day when it slipped past Cobb's Curve and went into his bladder."
by Mi Lu Wong June 11, 2007
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clobber the clown

"I stuck my head in and caught him clobberin his clown."
by Joe Bone March 7, 2005
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cobblefucked

Something thrown together horribly, falling apart or destroyed.
A mess or disaster.

An extension of cobble and cobbled.
Look at that car, that shit is cobblefucked beyond belief.
by dunkd February 4, 2010
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Cobbin' it

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend, god bless his soul) eats a large amount of corn the day previous to partaking in anal intercourse. This results in your genitalia becoming, effectively, corn on the cob.
Man, I was cobbin' it with lopez last night, I feel like a farmer.
by Boskette October 20, 2010
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