Cream your shorts

when you see a hot woman and at the instant uncontrollably ejaculate leaving a creamy spot in the crotchal reagon of your pants.

Friend: dude did u cream your shorts when you met Carmen Electra

You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.

by Potshot44 January 13, 2009

Cream Pirate

When a woman specifically asks the man not to cum inside her(aka creampie), and the man agrees not to, but does it anyway.

You know Jenny doesn't like it when guys cum inside her, but it's not like I care, I'm a total Cream Pirate.

by White Beard September 21, 2014

anal stretching cream

cream used to widen peoples' ass cracks

Becky's ass crack was numb and spread for her husband, thanks to her anal stretching cream

by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT January 16, 2017

Man Cream

Semen, male ejaculation

That bitch sucked my dick and swallowed my "MAN CREAM"

by C.B August 28, 2006

cream one's jeans

to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants)

Sam creamed his jeans when he saw the nude photo of Pamela Anderson.

by Sanjeev Sharma July 1, 2006

Orange Cream

A rap group comprised of 3 lyrical master minds. Their main hit is "Back The Fuck Up", a diss track about one of the most biggest bitches in the world: Issac Kim.

Yo that Orange Cream track was hot

by creamfolife123 November 29, 2010

creamcicle

A penis that has ejaculated and has cum dripping down its shaft.

"Man, that chick is sucking him so hard it looks like he is gonna have a creamcicle soon."

by IM2 April 23, 2006