crawl of shame

When a man and a woman are engaged in the act of sex, specifically from the back, the man whips out his dong and proceeds to blow his load on the womans back. Upon this the woman, in an attempt to stop the hot jizz from dribbling down her back must crawl to the washroom to wipe it off with kleenex.

I was nailing this broad from the back, tossed out my load, and sat back and watched her do the crawl of shame to the shitter.

by Copenhagen, makes me feel so good January 3, 2009

bathroom crawl

when you have to pee SO bad that you can't even walk to the bathroom. You then find yourself crawling to the bathroom on your hands and knees, desperate for a toilet to pee in.

"it was horrible dude, i had to pee so bad that i was bathroom crawling through the office just so i wouldn't pee my pants."

by samiiiiiiiiiiii March 31, 2009

crawl

crawl - noun, a large unified traveling group of zombies

The crawl overtook the fences that was separating the survivors from danger.

by Thadeus Thunderwinkle November 15, 2013

Porch Crawl

A social gathering in which the people attending the party attempt to get so drunk, they can't even crawl across a porch. It involves mixing the drink in a very large tub with ice. Often a cooler is used. The drink is made with Canadian beer, vodka, whisky, and pink lemonade. Several recipes may be found online.

Brain: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?
Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawl. It's $10 a piece - you in?

Brain: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.
Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawl or something?

by Woods 2 February 12, 2009

Crawfis

To mount a girl from behind and wale on her back declaring you're the walrus! This commonly occurs during parties. (Noun)

This is also connected to the "world tour"

After he fucked her, she got Crawfis'd by that guy.

by JustinMartin July 6, 2009

crawl up out some cheese

(1) to obtain clarity of thought or extemporaneous enlightenment, (2) to experience ease of difficulty, (3) to leave an arduous state of mind or being.

I had to crawl up out some cheese on this paper on Shakespeare and Chaucer.

My team crawled up out some cheese with a tie-breaking score.

I find myself crawling up out some cheese on Fridays and Sundays when I can relax.

by Aijalon January 12, 2013

Crawling in my skin

crawling in my skin <- when life f**ks u and u feel insecure and lost as f**k

i'm probably going insane. all this sh*t makes me feeling like its it's crawling in my skin and kills me from the inside.

by deadmandriftin' March 21, 2017