craptown usa

A city/town in America that you think is really crap or where you live in America that you think is crap.

I live in San Andreas which I think is Craptown Usa.

by XxcRaPToWNxx July 7, 2016

Craptical Illusion

The moment when you think you smell a fart, but nobody actually farted.

Your standing with a buddy and suddenly smell what you think is a fart so you say "Hey man, something smells like shit. Did you just blow ass?" And he says "Na man, you must be having a Craptical Illusion!"

by Fart Wayne May 26, 2016

Crapture

n. (Eng. crap + rapture): the phenomenon of holding in a bowel movement long enough that the urge temporarily goes away.

"Do you still have to take a dump?"
"Naw, man. Must have been taken away by the crapture."

by CrimsonMeme June 30, 2016

crapadoodle

A more mature and fun way of saying crap.

Friend: my phone fell in the pool!

Me: crapadoodle

by lemon187lime March 2, 2018

Craptard

A stupid ass person.

That guy from Telstra is a Craptard!!

by CrazyLawrence98 February 17, 2019

Craptop

Dylan's Laptop

die craptop is kanker waardeloos

by spartun January 30, 2020

craptrap

A port-o-john, known equally as a crapshack, a poobooth, a plopbox, a turd TARDIS, and last but not least, the Scatcave.

"Man, I gotta... There's no public restrooms anywhere! "
"There's a craptrap in that construction site.!"

by IdntgivaFOX October 5, 2021