Crapture

n. (Eng. crap + rapture): the phenomenon of holding in a bowel movement long enough that the urge temporarily goes away.

"Do you still have to take a dump?"
"Naw, man. Must have been taken away by the crapture."

by CrimsonMeme June 30, 2016

snap a snickers

To defecate.

Is there any toilet paper left? I'm about to have to snap a snickers.

by CrimsonMeme December 17, 2017