Noun: 1.The man, or boy in some cases, that lay prey to the aggressive predatory nature of an older female mate. Then using this mutuality relationship to live happily off the female mates money supply in return for sexual performance. 2. Candy or sugary treat eaten by a cougar.
Sue: "My john is one sweet piece of cougar candy at age 19. If only he were younger."
Jake: "I'm tired of being nothing but cougar candy for you and your lady friends at book club."
Jake: "I'm tired of being nothing but cougar candy for you and your lady friends at book club."
by KingofWealthfulWordsofWisdom January 22, 2011
Get the Cougar Candymug. A woman of cougar age (usually divorced, separated or unmarried). She doesn't hunt younger men. Instead she lusts at them and mentions it to her close friends and/or relatives in private.
Mom (in a whisper): "Meredith, you see those 5 guys over there? They're hot! Aren't they?"
Meredith: "OMG Mom!!! Those guys are all my age!!!"
Mom (still whispering): "Yeah, I know. But I'd love to get with one of 'em. Too bad I could never tell them that."
Meredith: "You're such a theoretical cougar"
Meredith: "OMG Mom!!! Those guys are all my age!!!"
Mom (still whispering): "Yeah, I know. But I'd love to get with one of 'em. Too bad I could never tell them that."
Meredith: "You're such a theoretical cougar"
by blacksburgcougee November 19, 2011
Get the theoretical cougarmug. Noodler of cougars, bangs MILFS, hits old trim.
One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.
One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.
by I Like Turtles 2 February 27, 2010
Get the Cougar Noodlermug. by brian seattle September 29, 2006
Get the cougar huntermug. For example, a vintage cougar is a single woman above the age of 60, who is still on the prowl for young men.
That lady is too old to be a cougar.
Right, she's a vintage cougar.
That lady is too old to be a cougar.
Right, she's a vintage cougar.
by 504GlobeTrotter December 20, 2010
Get the vintage cougarmug. when you wake up with the pubic hair of a middle aged woman (aka Cougar) glued to your face - variation of "gorilla mask"
by rizz12345 January 22, 2010
Get the cougar maskmug. An older female with deep pockets who enjoys the company of younger men.
For similar species see Sugar Mama, Cougar, Sugar Daddy.
For similar species see Sugar Mama, Cougar, Sugar Daddy.
by M Lafan April 29, 2009
Get the Sugar Cougarmug.