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cougar fox

A seemingly beautiful older woman who is such a fox. A milf would be the least of your worries..This cougar fox is everything you would ever want in bed..plus she is married..have fun!
Teri is such a cougar fox. She has the looks of a fox but she is such a cougar at the same time! You would be lucky to have this cougar fox rip you apart.
by Dee Nutz December 22, 2013
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theoretical cougar

A woman of cougar age (usually divorced, separated or unmarried). She doesn't hunt younger men. Instead she lusts at them and mentions it to her close friends and/or relatives in private.
Mom (in a whisper): "Meredith, you see those 5 guys over there? They're hot! Aren't they?"

Meredith: "OMG Mom!!! Those guys are all my age!!!"

Mom (still whispering): "Yeah, I know. But I'd love to get with one of 'em. Too bad I could never tell them that."

Meredith: "You're such a theoretical cougar"
by blacksburgcougee November 19, 2011
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Cougar Noodler

Noodler of cougars, bangs MILFS, hits old trim.

One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.
I know you fucked my mom you damn cougar noodler!
by I Like Turtles 2 February 27, 2010
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cougar hunter

a younger man that likes to go after older women.
i have had 3 milf's i am a cougar hunter.
by brian seattle September 29, 2006
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cougar mask

when you wake up with the pubic hair of a middle aged woman (aka Cougar) glued to your face - variation of "gorilla mask"
Hot damn! You totally woke up with a cougar mask!
by rizz12345 January 22, 2010
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vintage cougar

For example, a vintage cougar is a single woman above the age of 60, who is still on the prowl for young men.

That lady is too old to be a cougar.
Right, she's a vintage cougar.
by 504GlobeTrotter December 20, 2010
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Sugar Cougar

An older female with deep pockets who enjoys the company of younger men.

For similar species see Sugar Mama, Cougar, Sugar Daddy.
"Did you hear Marcus found himself a Sugar Cougar? He is set!"
by M Lafan April 29, 2009
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