A woman of cougar age (usually divorced, separated or unmarried). She doesn't hunt younger men. Instead she lusts at them and mentions it to her close friends and/or relatives in private.
Mom (in a whisper): "Meredith, you see those 5 guys over there? They're hot! Aren't they?"
Meredith: "OMG Mom!!! Those guys are all my age!!!"
Mom (still whispering): "Yeah, I know. But I'd love to get with one of 'em. Too bad I could never tell them that."
Meredith: "You're such a theoretical cougar"
Meredith: "OMG Mom!!! Those guys are all my age!!!"
Mom (still whispering): "Yeah, I know. But I'd love to get with one of 'em. Too bad I could never tell them that."
Meredith: "You're such a theoretical cougar"
by blacksburgcougee June 04, 2011
by masonthemissile November 13, 2022
Noodler of cougars, bangs MILFS, hits old trim.
One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.
One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.
by I Like Turtles 2 February 28, 2010
by brian seattle September 29, 2006
A vintage cougar is a cougar past her prime
For example, a vintage cougar is a single woman above the age of 60, who is still on the prowl for young men.
That lady is too old to be a cougar.
Right, she's a vintage cougar.
That lady is too old to be a cougar.
Right, she's a vintage cougar.
by 504GlobeTrotter December 20, 2010
when you wake up with the pubic hair of a middle aged woman (aka Cougar) glued to your face - variation of "gorilla mask"
by rizz12345 January 22, 2010
An older female with deep pockets who enjoys the company of younger men.
For similar species see Sugar Mama, Cougar, Sugar Daddy.
For similar species see Sugar Mama, Cougar, Sugar Daddy.
by M Lafan April 29, 2009