Cougar!

An alert/call used to not only warn others of the presence an "untouchable," but to ask for assistance in the avoidance of the "untouchable" in question as well. If alert fails and one is approached, respect each others boundaries and speak in a proffesional matter. Politeness and distance are one's keys to success in the everlasting battle faced each day.

Here is a situation in which the("cougar!") alert would be placed in effect. The possible interaction b/w oneself and a "David Eggers" would warrent a "cougar" alert/call. May also appear under the name "Davey." Quick description: Tall, slender body type. Brown eyes and hair. 15/16 years of age. An,"I'm the shit," attitude. Crewmember of McDonalds, currently wearing a blueshirt, possible promotion to red in the coming weeks.

by The Ronald McDonald January 12, 2008

Cougar

When an older woman desires a much younger man and pounces on it's prey.

That cougar just devoured that young man.

by Wsp1013 June 27, 2016

Cougar

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.

by cougargeiger May 13, 2005

Cougar

Something that isn't in missions.

"There aren't cougars in missions! I heard it but there aren't cougars in missions! THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE! NEVER BEFORE, IN MY 8000 HOURS of speedrunning this game, have I seen an animal kill someone in a mission before! THIS IS ACTUALLY MILLIONS TO ONE!"

by TotallyDarkViperAU November 2, 2021

Cougar

A fucking cat goddamnit!

hey that’s a cougar not an old woman at a bar

by somethinghmmmm May 19, 2020

Cougar

An "older," experienced woman who happens to find herself in a sexual relationship (committed or not) with a younger man. She is not necessarily a slut, nor is she desperate. She offers sexual expertise and is open to new experiences. She simply wants to have fun. Though older, she may actually look younger than her "hook-up." She is attractive, confident, and just wants to have fun. She will not attempt to trap her mate into marriage, children or even an exclusive relationship. She is not interested in drama or games, as that would interfere with the pleasure she enjoys.

My friend says I'm a cougar because I'm having sex with a younger guy, but I didn't hunt him down - he approached ME!

by CougarMilf December 12, 2011

Cougar

any girl romantically interested in a guy who is younger than her.

The girl johnny was dating was a few years older than him. She's a cougar.

by yessumsir October 17, 2016