cooperism

The act of saying something so stupid it defies belief and the laws of physics simultaneously.

Me: "So i heard Matt had you running around, trying to find a bag of steam the other day"
Guy: "Yer"
Me: "Haha you're an idiot"
Guy: "Well in my defense the coffee machine makes steam"
Me: "......."
Me: "What a cooperism"

by MadForEmmaWatson December 5, 2013

Patrick Coopers Vault

a collection of nude pictures willing and unwilling from unexperienced women.

Dude! Did you see the new pics in Patrick Coopers Vault

by Timmy Giminson January 26, 2010

Chad Dylan Cooper

The most HOT AND SEXY person EVER ON A DISNEY SHOW!!! He is played by sterling knight. he is quite of a ego, but has a soft side. a girl's prince charming :D

Chad Dylan Cooper is played bu Sterling Knight and he is the hottest character in all disney shows.

by fuckyournan January 7, 2012

Cooper Bomb

v. and n. -When you hook-up with a girl , but never speak to her again, ever provide closure in the "relationship", and avoid her at all costs.

Dude, that guy is a dick, he cooper bombed that girl and she was crying like crazy the next day.

My friend can't get any girls anymore because he cooper bombed the last one he dated and now he has a bad reputation as a douch.

Ryan Cooper cooper bombs all the girls because he is a pimp.

by krazemon February 9, 2009

Alice Cooper

Shock rocker. Inspired Manson. Is so badass Chuck Norris checks his closet for him.

The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks his closet for Alice Cooper.

by Save_UsMMIV February 25, 2009

cooper

a down to heart kind of guy, even if he is a little annoying at times, but he just wants the best. really cute, and funny personality. can be really sensitive and protective, but cooper's are just empathic

cooper is such a sweet heart!

by dogre December 6, 2017

Cooper

A barrel Maker
Cooper - n. - a person whose work is making or repairing barrels and casks (Webster" New World Dictionary). Cooperage, from same source indicates it is the workshop of or work done by a Cooper.

Today, the profession of the cooper is synonymous with the wine and spirits industry where the cooper assembles casks and operates machinery that builds barrels.
In much the same way that the profession of smithing has produced the popular English surname Smith and the German name Schmidt, the trade of cooperage has also given the English name COOPER

by Supa Coopa February 5, 2010