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Stoner Concentration

A card game used to test the potency of your marijuana. The more difficult it seems, the stronger the weed.
Stoner1: "Stoner Concentration is played like regular Concentration, only the cards are dealt face up. You have to turn two cards over and find a match."

StraightPerson: "But that's crazy!!! You're only matching the backs, and all the backs are the sa...."

Stoner2: "Cool, man. Blaze one up and deal!!!"
by Giacomojones March 8, 2017
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conception

A violent process that happens when a daddy cell violently slams his head inside a mommy cell and the mommy cell consumes the daddy cell's head and leaves the rest of the daddy cell's body to rot.
Some believe that life begins at conception. I believe life ends there.
by Unbridled Scissors September 30, 2004
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concert virginity

What someone has if they've never been to a kickass show and slammed some heads in the mosh pit, thus making that person a concert virgin.
Joe lost his concert virginity at the Slayer show on Saturday.
by J. Arnier May 28, 2007
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Concentrate

Don't drink that! That's lemonade concentrate! Not lemonade!
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miss conception

The lady that tries to tie you down by repeated attempts to have your baby against your will.
Fundo's girlfriend turned into Miss Conception when she wouldn't let him pull out.
by auth00r June 20, 2006
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