coñaso

A heavy blow.

Hecho un coñaso a mi rodilla cuando he caido. I hurt my knee when I fell.
Sarcastically, I was told when I asked a guy while backing up my car how much room I had, "No te preocupas, el coñaso te aviso!" don't worry, the smash will tell you.
Neither translates well and I'm not sure if my grammar was correct but I laughed my balls off when I heard both.

by RKM61 December 3, 2016

Conan O'Brien

A very tall, very pasty colored man with red hair that defies gravity. Host of the best talk show on T.V., suck it Oprah.

Used when you see some one extremelly cool/clumsy/nerdy kid is spotted that you can't help but admire.

"Woah did you see that kid? I kind of want to punch him in the face."

"No way! Everyone does! He's such a Conan O'Brien."

by Hezuz Cristo March 1, 2009

Conan

An awesome guy, funny and sexy, has a big dick and is just someone you love to be with. once you have been with him no one well feel as good again. is an amazing kisser!!!

I was with such a CONAN last night!!!
Nice one!!!

by cheryl123144 June 22, 2010

conan

Funniest Talk Show Host Ever, except for Johnny Carson, of course.

Man, I stay up until midnight just to watch Conan!

by Matt Becker July 20, 2008

Conan O'Brien

The Johnny Carson of modern times. Conan really came into his own after his second banana, Andy Richter, left the show in the late 90s. O'Brien recieved the high honor of being the replacement to Jay Leno at the end of the decade. Famous characters from his show include Triumph the insult comedy dog and the masturbating bear.

"Right now its time to look....into the future!"
"The future Conan?"
"Yes that's right (enter guest's name here)! Its time to look all the way....to the year 2000!"

by Mike July 20, 2008

conal

Gobshite

(Hollers): Gobshite!
Conal: Yes?

by Bob July 24, 2003

conaway

One who is very attractive and persuasive. Someone who is witty and sexy and they can convince anyone.

"Them conaways' are awesome!"
"If you need a good husband marry a conaway!"

by 040482 June 8, 2014