comfy bone

When a man is feeling so relaxed he gets an erection.

Woman: "Are you horny? You have quite the boner."
Man: "No, just a comfy bone."

by comfynips November 28, 2012

company commander

An officer in the US Army in charge of a company of soldiers. Usually of captain rank
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.

Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!

When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!

Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips

Captain Pillai sucked as a CO
Company Commander

by The Prospect September 19, 2013

compandalated

Feeling like a confused panda.

oh my god I'm compandalated. How does that even work?

by OccupyMajina October 19, 2014

Comparalyze

The act of measuring yourself against someone else in such a way that you become convinced you’ll never reach the level they’re at–causing you to give up trying altogether.

If you spend all your energy examining the ways in which you're inferior to others, you'll comparalyze yourself. The only person you should compare yourself against is you.

by TheChariot77 November 24, 2014

comp sniping

what people did before FaZe. sniping and quickscoping in HQ or CTF. legends of it-M40A3,rM, XGeN, Skyz. began in 2007, official death in 2012. new gens wish they could have done it. old gens wish it would come back.

"I want to Quickscope in a Comp Match, lets do some Comp Sniping"

by M40A3 Joke/Soviet Sniper November 28, 2014

company weather

Beautiful weather from Monday to Friday and then rain on the weekends. Companies with outside workers love this as, productivity is maximized on workdays and downtime due to inclement weather is reduced. Workers on the other hand slave away during the week in the sun and then have their free time spoiled by the weather.

Dammit! it's raining? fine all week and now on Saturday - rain, bloody company weather!

I hate company weather!

Why can't it rain on Monday? damn this company weather

by Kraken August 31, 2014

company coffee

Coffee provided in the workplace. Often used to stay awake through the end of a shift.

"I guzzled down company coffee just to stay alert till closing time"

by CurtisLumber September 2, 2015